gunsandwwands:

dj-gryff:

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime

tacobelligerent:

this is the most wholesome vine ive seen

cramp:

ayetroyler:

she deserved that tbh

how are these people real

Reblog for Tubbs the cat, ignore for Donald Trump

blitzhund:

chongoblog:

Alternate Universe where instead of clapping we screamed.

froginakettle:

movie:

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redbulling:

Spooky

omgtsn:

laughingsquid:

A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Fries

do this to me and i will kill you

thebestoftumbling:

How to fast honk

gunsandwwands:

dj-gryff:

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime

thankuforthecoffee:

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc